“In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.” – Billy Joel
“I used to like to break into other people’s houses and sit in their rooms. I found it very comforting to be in someone’s empty house.” -Jared Leto
“Carrot Top… I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.” -Rip Taylor
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” -Rodney Dangerfield
“Hollywood is like Picasso’s bathroom.” -Candice Bergen
“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” -Mitch Hedberg
“Better to live one year as a tiger than 100 as a sheep.” -Madonna
“We’re takin’ you on a road rockin’ trip down to Flavortown, where the gravitational force of bacon warps the laws of space and time.” -Guy Fieri
“Temporality temporalizes as a future which makes present in the process of having been.” -Martin Heidegger
“For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.” -Carl Sagan
“Two dudes. Same dude.”
”Oh, you mean twins?”
”Nah, not even close.” -Greg Kerber
“If you could only sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet; how important you can be to the people you may never even dream of. There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person.” -Mr. Rodgers
“Sure, some people are afraid of steroids. Some people were afraid of fire, too. Afraid of electricity, or of splitting the atom. But I know that the body I have now is far superior to the one I was born with. I, Jose Canseco, have changed my own destiny and become more than just an athletic superstar — I have become a superman. A god!” -Jose Canseco
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“para los pobres… que los ricos coman mierda!!!”
-Oscar’s dad
“Yeah, a lot of these edible plants are actually pretty disgusting.” -Mike Weiss, Naturalist